FineAsFaux's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[coffee break]

so dark...so disturbing....

so...amazing...its just so gritty. the way the characters and artwork looked and such. i loved it! i think the VERY BEST part of the whole movie was the sound and AMBIENCE! it was great! it was just...damn amazing, i have to say, i mean putting a disturbing ambience and voices and artwork into a flash to combine one gritty piece of work. it actually made me feel uneasy, thats why its so great! making people feel certain emotions from a flash is a sign of great promise towards things like this. fantastic frightengly work.

and from what i have gathered, i think that the guy killed the woman because of all the surroundings (the shootings, guy on the building, etc.). he thought that death was coming anyway, so why wait; according to him?

[Taser Fun]

heh.heh...

commies are even crazier as locks...

[Tom Cruise Gets Wet!]

haha...

i wish... and by the way...heh...i saw the movie clip of that whole thing...that was great...stupid tom cruise...i kept on hoping...praying that Cruise would go all "crazy" on the dude that squirted him...because he goes "crazy"....like everywhere...but NOT THIS TIME...NO! no...instead he kept on telling the "reporter" that he was a quote "...jerk!" ....oh well...maybe he'll scare off the aliens in War of the Worlds with his crazyness...

[Kitty Tree Tops]

heh...

it really reminded me of ren&stimpy. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT SHOW??!! IT WAS SO DELIGHTFULLY TWISTED&FUNNY! more twisted than funny, tho. but this was agreat reminder of that show.
thanks for the flashbacks!

[Lilium]

it was...just...

beautiful and dark. not much animation but with the great artwork, there really isnt a need for detailed animation. it was much enjoyed by myself. there needs to be MORE flashes like this. i really cant explain how much i loved this flash...it was just....a thrilling tale of darkness. by the way, the music was also beautiful (although i listen to heavy metal, i am a softy to music like that. now THAT is irony!) amazing storytelling, make more. and make sure its DARK!

(9 and a 5 from me!)

[Mortal Kombat Mishaps]

heh heh...

that was pretty good. i mean, sure i've seen some of the same in other MK parodies...but that was pretty good. like the part with uh....justin timberlake...and the chick who had the tit-tassler on...whats her name? oh well. i dont care. it was pretty funny all the same. the indiana jones one was good, too. nice job. you get a 7 and a 4 from me! by the way...where did you get the DANCING BANANA! i actually found it ONCE in school...now i cant get it...

p.s. im sorry, but i have to point this out to "therabidfrog" (his review was around 4 or 5 reviews before me). he quoted that "don't you people understand? video games turn you into a moron, look what they did to this guy" and i have to say BULLSHIT! some of the most intelligent people work on video games. if games turn people into "morons", then why are people taking so much interest in them and actually putting LIVE ORCHESTRATED MUSIC in their games? and why is the video gaming business LARGER than the MUSIC AND MOVIE INDUSTRY COMBINED if game developers and consumers are morons?! I'm sorry, but that was just an illogical statement....