FineAsFaux's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[_Stix_]

that was awesome.

i dont care whatever everyone else says, i love a good FBF stickmovie. i always will.

[coffee break]

so dark...so disturbing....

so...amazing...its just so gritty. the way the characters and artwork looked and such. i loved it! i think the VERY BEST part of the whole movie was the sound and AMBIENCE! it was great! it was just...damn amazing, i have to say, i mean putting a disturbing ambience and voices and artwork into a flash to combine one gritty piece of work. it actually made me feel uneasy, thats why its so great! making people feel certain emotions from a flash is a sign of great promise towards things like this. fantastic frightengly work.

and from what i have gathered, i think that the guy killed the woman because of all the surroundings (the shootings, guy on the building, etc.). he thought that death was coming anyway, so why wait; according to him?

[We Hate It When...]

awesome!

totally awesome. haha...hooray for flashes that involves video games. thats because im a geek. oh well. IM PROUD OF IT, DAMMIT! and i have been for years! and since when the hell is being geeky starting to become "cool" according to mainstream? wtf! oh well. SCREW MAINSTREAM! im just saying...i was one before it started to become..."cool"

...ahem..anyway...great flash, great animation, great sound, enough said. and why wasnt gerkinman's part in the actual movie? that was awesome! turok is...er...WAS...awesome...*cough Turok Evolution* but its good to see some nice work on newgrounds these days.

[Taser Fun]

heh.heh...

commies are even crazier as locks...

[Tom Cruise Gets Wet!]

haha...

i wish... and by the way...heh...i saw the movie clip of that whole thing...that was great...stupid tom cruise...i kept on hoping...praying that Cruise would go all "crazy" on the dude that squirted him...because he goes "crazy"....like everywhere...but NOT THIS TIME...NO! no...instead he kept on telling the "reporter" that he was a quote "...jerk!" ....oh well...maybe he'll scare off the aliens in War of the Worlds with his crazyness...

[Kitty Tree Tops]

heh...

it really reminded me of ren&stimpy. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT SHOW??!! IT WAS SO DELIGHTFULLY TWISTED&FUNNY! more twisted than funny, tho. but this was agreat reminder of that show.
thanks for the flashbacks!

[Lilium]

it was...just...

beautiful and dark. not much animation but with the great artwork, there really isnt a need for detailed animation. it was much enjoyed by myself. there needs to be MORE flashes like this. i really cant explain how much i loved this flash...it was just....a thrilling tale of darkness. by the way, the music was also beautiful (although i listen to heavy metal, i am a softy to music like that. now THAT is irony!) amazing storytelling, make more. and make sure its DARK!

(9 and a 5 from me!)

[Or Chicken Feet...]

um....?

well... i must say....wtf. i mean...wtf. seriously. it was...somewhat disturbing....very...very disturbing. and were you trying to match the words with the music? if so, then im sorry...it sucked.

NewEvolution responds:

No, definitely not matching the words to the music. In fact, the music was added at the end.

In any event, if you were highly disturbed, then I was highly successful. And highly hungry.

I'mma get a sandwich.

[Mortal Kombat Mishaps]

heh heh...

that was pretty good. i mean, sure i've seen some of the same in other MK parodies...but that was pretty good. like the part with uh....justin timberlake...and the chick who had the tit-tassler on...whats her name? oh well. i dont care. it was pretty funny all the same. the indiana jones one was good, too. nice job. you get a 7 and a 4 from me! by the way...where did you get the DANCING BANANA! i actually found it ONCE in school...now i cant get it...

p.s. im sorry, but i have to point this out to "therabidfrog" (his review was around 4 or 5 reviews before me). he quoted that "don't you people understand? video games turn you into a moron, look what they did to this guy" and i have to say BULLSHIT! some of the most intelligent people work on video games. if games turn people into "morons", then why are people taking so much interest in them and actually putting LIVE ORCHESTRATED MUSIC in their games? and why is the video gaming business LARGER than the MUSIC AND MOVIE INDUSTRY COMBINED if game developers and consumers are morons?! I'm sorry, but that was just an illogical statement....

[SNS: Goldeneye]

hehheh....explosions...

and lots of 'em. there need to be more goldeneye parodies on NG.....well, i liked it. it was the randomness. and i love randomness. make more like this. with more explosions! AND MORE RANDOMNESS! you get a 4 and an 8 from me. congradulations to you!